One of the funniest books I've read and I'm not even in to golf. Mar 01, Paris Doran rated it really liked it.
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If I was to make a list of the all-time funniest books I've ever read, this'd be high on the list. I bought this way back in I think? This was back when I still bought paperbacks, and I imported it amateurs the UK because I couldn't wait for shops in Australia to carry it. I'm not a gol While on my search for a new book to read I came across an oldie but goodie that I've read countless times - The Amateurs by John Niven. I'm not a golfer, but you don't have amateurs be to enjoy this story. Yes, the main character is obsessed with it but mainly because how bad he is at it.
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The blow to the head has rendered it impossible for Gary to make a bad shot. He quickly climbs the ranks of his local club and even makes it through to the British Amateurs where he gets to play alongside his golfing idol. The downside is he's also woken up with a Tourette's syndrome amateurs The secondary plotline involves his wife who is cheating on him with the carpet king of Scotland, his useless brother Lee and local crime boss Ranta, all of which plays out a story reminiscent of say Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.
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I liken the style to a Scottish version of the American author Christopher Moore, but with more salty dialogue in some instances, such as the gangsters in the novel, this seems at home, but in other instances, it seems like everyone in Scotland has no problem with carpet-f-bombs, something I kind of doubt. At any rate, the story is well-told, and is quite amusing in parts.
There are not any real drawbacks to the story for anyone who takes it for what it is: Also, the vivid description of exactly HOW terrible the main character is at golf gives hackers like me some assurance that even in the country that invented golf, there are potentially some players worse than I am Sep 05, Justin Tonna rated it really liked it.
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