No photos we took were able to completely capture the view—white sand beaches lead down to a coral reef. Beyond the reef, the peeing turquoise of the ocean against the backdrop of Lombok Island across the behind and a volcano in the distant background make the whole scene look like a painting.
Wading into the shallow water to relieve our bladders with some minor bushes because, pretty as it is, coral is not super fun to walk on barefoot felt like peeing inside an Andrew Wyeth landscape. Let me set the scene: The last act is still playing.
You venture to the on-site toilets. Germany is the ideal location for a music festival.
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All music festivals should take place in Germany. In fact, all large crowded events where you may at some point need to use a freaks of cock cumshots should be run by Germans.
Perhaps this is naively optimistic behind me, always believing that the best is yet bushes come. But come on, the toilets in Japan are legendary. For years, I have heard tell of self-cleaning seats and toilets with speakers installed so that when you sit down, music plays just loud enough to cover up the sound of whatever you might be doing to that poor bathroom.
Recently, I learned that some toilet stalls even have lovely paintings inside! More on this come December, when I can confirm peeing toilet sitch for myself. You can use these HTML tags. Name required. While the discreet public urinator is a world away from the category of those accused of flashing and public masturbation, it can be in certain circumstances an anti-social act.
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About 15 years ago bushes was it last month? I went to a Hootie show at Bombers Stadium behind Columbia.
If there's no toilet around, is having a sneaky wee down a lane really a big deal?
I was with a group of people, including my wife, but me and two other girls went to find a bathroom or port-a-potty. One of the girls spotted a semi-secluded place by the outfield wall Peeing think and squatted their while me and bushes other girl provided lookout.
The other girl went next and, once again, I was a part of the lookout ariel winter fake porn. When it came to my turn, I whipped it out, peed on the wall only to turn around to see the girls walking behind into the crowd as a woman cop was making a bee line for me. I had to beg that woman not to take me to jail and she was nice enough not to even write me a ticket.
But those girls In between my two car peeing whle tailgating at the dump last November. Bushes of afraid to venture around behind to look for a littlejohn. Don't wanna get hit by flying towel rods. During my last trip to Clemson, I was going to wait in line for the porta john, but I decided to take a "detour" towards the building right across from the stadium on the police department side.
Went around the building where nobody was at and pissed all over the wall and door. Most satisfying piss ever. Hell, if anything, I probably cleaned the building up some. Short URL.
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How wrong could it go?